The LAPD, the FBI, & the
CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehending criminals. The President
decides to give them a test. He releases a
rabbit into a forest and each of them has
to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place
animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations
they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two
weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit
and they make no apologies. The rabbit had
it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come
out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm
a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
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