Nursery school teacher says
to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely'
in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The
sky is definitely blue" Teacher says,
"Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray,
or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees
are definitely green" "Sorry, but
in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back
of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified
and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then
I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
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