The Young Businessman On The Phone
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.

Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw big figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, " Can I help you"

The man said, " Sure, I've come to install the phone!"