The A-Z of the 'Desi in America Philosophy'
A -Always must win
B -Borrow but never return
C -Cheap is good
D -Don't trust anyone
E -Everything also must grab!
F -Free! Free! Free!
G -Grab fist talk later
H -Help yourself to everything
I -I first, I want, I everything
J -Jump queue
K -Keep coming back for more
L -Look for discount
M -Must not lose face
N -Never mind what they think
O -Outdo everyone you know
P -Pay only when necessary
Q -Quit while you are ahead
R -Rushing and pushing win the race
S -Sample are always welcome
T -Take but don't give
U -Unless its free forget it
V -Vow to be number one
W -Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL!
X -Xtra=more
Y -Yell if necessary to get what you want
Z -Zebras are desi's because they want to be black and white at the same time.