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Onliners
Jokes |
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Q:
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand. |
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Q.
What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A. A Lobotomy. |
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Q. How do you save
five drowning lawyers?
A. Who cares? |
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Q. What do you call
a block of cement containing ten lawyers?
A. A waste of cement. |
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Q: How do you stop
a lawyer from drowning?
A1: Shoot him before he hits the water.
A2: Take your foot off his head.
A3: Excuse me, I don´t understand the point of the question.
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Q: How do you get a
lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope. |
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Q: What do you do if
you run over a Lawyer?
A1: Back over him to make sure.
A2: Make another notch on the steering wheel. |
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Q: What's the difference
between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket. |
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Q: What is the definition
of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a bus load of lawyers goes off a cliff. |
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Q: What is the definition
of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat. |
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Q: What can a goose
do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass. |
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Q: What do you get
when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand. |
