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Onliners
Jokes |
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| Why
can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe. |
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| One
Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His
Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and
hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked
the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked
for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar
told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs.
for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when
finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the
stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two." |
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| What
do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. |
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| What
do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his head. |
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Santa
Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what
had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt
and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But
..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back." |
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| What
do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh. |
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| Why
does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their
picture is being taken. |
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| Why
does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go
In First. |
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| How
can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. |
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| Having
lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking
God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what
are you thanking God for?" The Sardarji replied "I am thanking
Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too. |
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