Why
can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone"
"Oh,
look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where,
Where?
What
do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them
but you never see them.
Why
does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular
one? You have to hollow out the head.
The
doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300
days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji
called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
Sardars
Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
A
Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
"Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema
hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema
hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
Sardarji
is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takesalong
some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe
ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se
na marjaun"
Once
a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave
the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him
up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt
that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when
the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went
home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and
woken up someone else"
How
do you get Sardar on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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